IS AN OVID COUNTY MAN STUCK AS A SCHOOLGIRL?

NOTE: Due to the sensitive nature of this report, we are concealing the names of certain individuals.

JW was a 27-year-old Ovid County man who lived with his brother. JW reportedly considered himself a warlock and was often seen shopping at Twilight Realm, the local occult supplies store. JW mysteriously vanished not long ago, and soon after this a young "cousin" came to live with JW's brother. This "cousin" is a cute little redheaded girl with pigtails and braces, and she is now attending Ovid County Middle School.

As part of my tireless research into the strange happenings in Ovid County I regularly hack into the computers of the police stations, hospitals and school system. Recently I learned something very interesting. It seems there was an incident at Ovid County Middle School where JW's young "cousin" became angry in class, yelling at her teacher that she wasn't really a little girl and she didn't belong in school. The school counselor dismissed it as the child acting out because she's new in school and she's been getting picked on a lot by the other girls... but I think something much weirder may be going on here.

My theory is that JW really was a warlock and he did a spell wrong or something and turned himself into a female kid... and now he's stuck as a schoolgirl!! I can't prove it yet, but I'm betting that this sweet-looking little girl child isn't really all sugar, spice and everything nice.

If you're curious to learn more, you can explore the case for yourself.

ARE OVID COUNTY'S VIOLENT CRIMINALS BEING CHANGED INTO SCHOOLGIRLS?

On the outskirts of Ovid County there is a seemingly unremarkable building, a big brick cube with few windows or doors. There is no sign on the building, but this place is called the Dove's Nest. It's supposedly a girl's school, and indeed smiling, pretty young girls in crisp uniforms are sometimes seen leaving the building.

But nobody ever sees these girls entering. What they do see are black, unmarked vehicles arriving at the building's back entrance at odd hours, delivering rough, dangerous-looking men. These men go into the Dove's Nest... but only pretty young schoolgirls leave.

When I hacked into the mainframe for the Ovid County penal system, I discovered something disturbing. It seems that various violent offenders, several of them on death row, have recently been deleted from the system. Digging deeper into their profiles, I found the same notations over and over again: GENETIC PROFILE MATCH, APPROVED FOR D.N. PROGRAM and finally D.N. TRANSFER, followed by a date.

Is the D.N. the Dove's Nest? If so, why are violent male convicts being transferred to a school for girls? And once they're transferred, why are these men never heard from again?

I believe that Ovid County's criminals are actually being transferred to the Dove's Nest and changed into schoolgirls somehow. Of course I can't take my accusations to the police, or I might just find myself tossed into the Dove's Nest and turned into a schoolgirl too! But the more evidence I gather, the more I'm convinced that this "school for girls" is actually part of the conspiracy to transform the men of Ovid County into women. Perhaps this program is being tested here first, with the goal of eventually implementing it across the nation... or even around the world.

Something sinister is happening in Ovid County, I'm sure of it. 

Read more about the mysterious case of the Dove's Nest School for Girls here.

Welcome to OVID COUNTY ENIGMAS

I have lived in Ovid County all my life, and there has always been something weird about this place. I believe that there is some sort of conspiracy afoot here.

Somebody, or something, is transforming the men of this town into women! Some of the men even become little girls, or turn into even stranger things!!

Perhaps you've also noticed something strange happening here, but when you tried to talk about it with your friends or families or the local authorities, they all laughed at you. Perhaps they said you were suffering from paranoid delusions, and threatened to lock you away! Well, those of us who have also seen the truth know exactly how you feel. We're not going to laugh at you!

Who is behind the bizarre events that are happening here in Ovid County? It could be some sort of government plot, or aliens. Sometimes I even think there may be witchcraft involved. I am gathering my evidence, and one day I will show the world that Ovid County is a town under siege by sinister forces, bent on robbing our male citizens of their masculinity!

For now I must remain anonymous, in case these sinister forces discover what I'm doing and they turn ME into some brainless bimbo to shut me up! This is lonely, dangerous work, but Ovid County needs a hero and whatever is happening here is far too sinister for me to remain silent.

Check back often and watch as I get closer and closer to uncovering who is behind the enigmas of Ovid County.